What skills I have?

I know how to design a website, I understand how to intalll PHP, like this blog,

I know how to fill Tax every year,

I can drive a car and I also can drive a fork lift,

I know how to make money from Google Adsense ....................


But nobody wants to hire, because


I don't know english very very? i am from asia? I am too old?


No, just because NO JOB HERE!!!